I'd give a million dollars

All fun and games until someone loses an "I"

Three diets for three times the weight loss

It sounds good on paper.

Protesting the protest

Do as I say, not as I do

Open minded

How is saying 2 + 2 = 5 being open minded? Isn't that ignorance and foolishness? I find the arguments presented by those who proclaim open-mindedness to be about as sensible.

I guess it's only wrong for others

I find it funny people who object to oil still drive cars and people who object to coal support electric cars which get the electricity from burning coal.

Misery loves company

Don't want to risk liking it

I've known many people who have avoided hearing about something for the fear they might like it.

I don't get it either, but I've probably been guilty of it myself.

Can't take your eyes off it's so horrible

I always find it amazing how people continue to talk about and stare at things that are just "so awful" and shouldn't be allowed to happen or exist.