We planned it, and by golly we're going to do it.

Ah, the battle cry of the stubborn.

And they say all scams are bad.

And we pay taxes for this?

It's crazy what taxpayer money goes towards.

Voting makes a difference?

When principle meets practical.

Snake Charmer

Technology is amazing -- sort of.

I'd be a cow if I were on your diet.

Ah, diets. Do any of them actually work?

Hey, I'm the boss, so I can't be the one who was wrong

If the economy is so bad, why is the parking lot full?

Different measures give you different answers, but that doesn't mean they're all right.

How was I supposed to know Fast Food was bad for me?

And yet it tastes sooooo good.