Glass half full or half empty

It must be nice living in your world

He almost got it right.

I'd give a million dollars

All fun and games until someone loses an "I"

Three diets for three times the weight loss

It sounds good on paper.

Protesting the protest

Do as I say, not as I do

Open minded

How is saying 2 + 2 = 5 being open minded? Isn't that ignorance and foolishness? I find the arguments presented by those who proclaim open-mindedness to be about as sensible.

I guess it's only wrong for others

I find it funny people who object to oil still drive cars and people who object to coal support electric cars which get the electricity from burning coal.

Misery loves company