You didn't do well in economics, did you?

This has actually happened to me on more than one occasion.

A dentist with bad teeth

It's always scary to trust an expert who doesn't seem to take his own advice.

Someone made a similar point when I was trying to learn a foreign language.

If only all problems were that easy to solve.

Some things are worth more than money

I find the buying experience to be worth as much if not more than the item I end up purchasing.

Waking up in the morning

Enrich my soul or giving into carnal satisfaction

Often if we correctly labeled our choices, we'd probably end up making a different selection.

So horrible only the news will show it

It's amazing there isn't a rating system for the news, because it shows by far the worst stuff.

What do you need such a powerful computer for?

I'm always amazed at what people end up using their "latest and greatest" for.

Part of a complete breakfast

I'm always amazed at how much food they show for the breakfast to be complete. And I wonder how essential the cereal they're selling is to that breakfast. Why hasn't anyone done a study or expose on that?