Glass half full or half empty

It must be nice living in your world

He almost got it right.

I'd give a million dollars

All fun and games until someone loses an "I"

Three diets for three times the weight loss

It sounds good on paper.

Protesting the protest

Do as I say, not as I do

Open minded

How is saying 2 + 2 = 5 being open minded? Isn't that ignorance and foolishness? I find the arguments presented by those who proclaim open-mindedness to be about as sensible.

I guess it's only wrong for others

I find it funny people who object to oil still drive cars and people who object to coal support electric cars which get the electricity from burning coal.

Misery loves company

Don't want to risk liking it

I've known many people who have avoided hearing about something for the fear they might like it.

I don't get it either, but I've probably been guilty of it myself.

Can't take your eyes off it's so horrible

I always find it amazing how people continue to talk about and stare at things that are just "so awful" and shouldn't be allowed to happen or exist.

Every rose has its thorns

Why couldn't it have been a school day?

Change her mind

Freedom and Responsibility

It's funny how people separate freedom from responsibility. They're two sides of the same coin and can't be separated no matter how many laws you try to pass, how many decisions the courts make, or how much the media tries to tell you otherwise.

10 Commandments and public property

Ten Commandments out of schools

When you remove the 10 Commandments, you're not only removing a physical pair of old stone tablets, but the sense of right and wrong from people's hearts they describe.

Give up Technology

A teacher's revenge

I'm amazed at how many people find this funny. A school actually commissioned me to create a series of comics for them simply because they liked this one so much.

An A for effort

In many ways, formal education does set you up to fail.

The Dark Ages haven't gone away

People talk about how brutal the Wild West was, but in many was they were much more civilized than the crazies we have to deal with today.