Millions of people can't be wrong

And yet they are so often...

Preaching to the choir doesn't make the sinners repent

I can't count how many times this has happened to me.

Advice is worth what you pay for it. Often times less.

They just had to mess summer up somehow

If I actually put in any effort, I'd be ticked

A Penny Earned is a Penny Taxed

Good Luck My Foot

Size matters

Practice involves more than just throwing a ball a bunch of times?

There's practice, and then there's practice.

Wonder or blunder

I'm amazed at how much more there was to look at on the Internet 10 years ago even though there were only a fraction of the pages.

Pop in popularity

We can't believe it either

This actually happened to me although it was GI Joe: The Movie.

So it's a gift for you too.

I've been known to give others gifts that I could later borrow and enjoy myself.

Don't have words to express my gratitude

It's funny when people say they don't know what to say. Just ask me. I've got a few ideas.

Taking it too far

I've been accused of taking things too far.