It's your special day but it still revolves around everyone else

Why do today what can be put off until tomorrow?

It's amazing how quick the attitude changes when the rain starts or stops.

Love at first sight

The real problem with the weather

Collectables and Clearance

How quickly collectables are uncollectable.

That would be too easy.

The best solution tends to be too easy for people to accept.

You're wrong. I just don't know why.

This is based on an actual conversation and has happened more than once. Peoples is peoples, and peoples is irrational.

So it's a gift for you too.

I've been known to give others gifts that I could later borrow and enjoy myself.

I guess it's only wrong for others

I find it funny people who object to oil still drive cars and people who object to coal support electric cars which get the electricity from burning coal.

Don't want to risk liking it

I've known many people who have avoided hearing about something for the fear they might like it.

I don't get it either, but I've probably been guilty of it myself.