Last week's study

Lie and cheat in school and you're in trouble; do it in real life and you are a marketing genius

Having worked in marketing I see this a lot.

Turning chores to your advantage

Gifts

It's your special day but it still revolves around everyone else

Freedom and Responsibility

You just can't detach the responsibility from the freedom no matter what anyone tells you.

Why do today what can be put off until tomorrow?

It's amazing how quick the attitude changes when the rain starts or stops.

Old technology that isn't all that old

Love at first sight

It looks dumb, but I'm still going to see it.

I've gone to movies that didn't look good and weren't good. What is it that makes people do that?

Weeds don't need watering.

Lawn work. Enough said.

The real problem with the weather

Collectables and Clearance

How quickly collectables are uncollectable.

Binders keepers. Looser weepers.

I love puns and word play.

The national debt

The avalanche is coming.

That would be too easy.

The best solution tends to be too easy for people to accept.

You're wrong. I just don't know why.

This is based on an actual conversation and has happened more than once. Peoples is peoples, and peoples is irrational.

We planned it, and by golly we're going to do it.

Ah, the battle cry of the stubborn.

And they say all scams are bad.

And we pay taxes for this?

It's crazy what taxpayer money goes towards.

Voting makes a difference?

When principle meets practical.

Snake Charmer

Technology is amazing -- sort of.

I'd be a cow if I were on your diet.

Ah, diets. Do any of them actually work?

Hey, I'm the boss, so I can't be the one who was wrong

If the economy is so bad, why is the parking lot full?

Different measures give you different answers, but that doesn't mean they're all right.

How was I supposed to know Fast Food was bad for me?

And yet it tastes sooooo good.

Millions of people can't be wrong

And yet they are so often...

Preaching to the choir doesn't make the sinners repent

I can't count how many times this has happened to me.

Advice is worth what you pay for it. Often times less.

They just had to mess summer up somehow

If I actually put in any effort, I'd be ticked

A Penny Earned is a Penny Taxed

Good Luck My Foot

Size matters

Practice involves more than just throwing a ball a bunch of times?

There's practice, and then there's practice.

Wonder or blunder

I'm amazed at how much more there was to look at on the Internet 10 years ago even though there were only a fraction of the pages.

Pop in popularity

We can't believe it either

This actually happened to me although it was GI Joe: The Movie.

So it's a gift for you too.

I've been known to give others gifts that I could later borrow and enjoy myself.

Don't have words to express my gratitude

It's funny when people say they don't know what to say. Just ask me. I've got a few ideas.

Taking it too far

I've been accused of taking things too far.

Glass half full or half empty

It must be nice living in your world

He almost got it right.

I'd give a million dollars

All fun and games until someone loses an "I"

Three diets for three times the weight loss

It sounds good on paper.

Protesting the protest

Do as I say, not as I do

Open minded

How is saying 2 + 2 = 5 being open minded? Isn't that ignorance and foolishness? I find the arguments presented by those who proclaim open-mindedness to be about as sensible.