Why do today what can be put off until tomorrow?

It's amazing how quick the attitude changes when the rain starts or stops.

Old technology that isn't all that old

Love at first sight

It looks dumb, but I'm still going to see it.

I've gone to movies that didn't look good and weren't good. What is it that makes people do that?

Weeds don't need watering.

Lawn work. Enough said.

The real problem with the weather

Collectables and Clearance

How quickly collectables are uncollectable.

Binders keepers. Looser weepers.

I love puns and word play.

The national debt

The avalanche is coming.

That would be too easy.

The best solution tends to be too easy for people to accept.

You're wrong. I just don't know why.

This is based on an actual conversation and has happened more than once. Peoples is peoples, and peoples is irrational.

We planned it, and by golly we're going to do it.

Ah, the battle cry of the stubborn.

And they say all scams are bad.

And we pay taxes for this?

It's crazy what taxpayer money goes towards.

Voting makes a difference?

When principle meets practical.

Snake Charmer

Technology is amazing -- sort of.

I'd be a cow if I were on your diet.

Ah, diets. Do any of them actually work?